Ludmila's Broken English

DBC Pierre's second novel charts the unlikely meeting between East & West that follows Ludmila Derev's appearance on a Russian brides website. Determined to save her family from starvation in the face of marauding Gnez troops, Ludmila's journey into the world & womanhood is an odyssey of sour wit, even sourer vodka, & a Soviet tractor probably running on goat's piss. Thousands of miles to the West, the Heath twins are separated after 33 years conjoined at the abdomen.

Released for the first time from an institution rumoured to have been founded for an illegitimate child of Charles II, they are suddenly plunged into a round-the-clock world churning with opportunity, rowdy with the chatter of freedom, democracy, self-empowerment & sex. 

A wild & raucous picaresque dripping with flavours of British bacon & nasty Russian vodka, Ludmila's Broken English is a tale of tango-ing twins on a journey into the unknown. A ride so outrageously improbable it just may happen, DBC Pierre’s second novel confirms his place in the ranks of today’s most original storytellers.

When not travelling far & wide DBC Pierre (aka Peter Warren Finlay) divides his time between England & a mountainside in Ireland. Vernon God Little, his debut novel, won the Man Booker Prize & the Whitbread First Novel Award, & was followed by Ludmila’s Broken English & Lights Out in Wonderland. He is also the author of a collection of short fictions, Petit Mal, & a Hammer novella, Breakfast with the Borgias.